Friday 13 May 2011

Google to challenge Facebook in "geek off"

Google and Facebook are set to challenge each other in what tech commentators are calling the ultimate "geek-off."

The feud came to a devastating conclusion following the recent controversy when Facebook hired a PR company to smear Google's privacy and security.

Google found out about this smear campaign after tracking Facebook's movements on Google maps. Facebook responded to this breach of privacy by "fraping" Google's profile writing "Google is taking three cocks up the arse and loves it."

This was enough to push tensions to boiling point and resulted in a Facebook event being organised challenging the two organisations to a "geek off."

The challenges during this "geek off" have not yet been decided but are rumoured to be the following:

- Minesweeper
- Building a robot
- Technic challenge
- Glee club
- Marching band
- Comic book reading
- World of Warcraft
- Warhammer
- Dungeons and dragons

The PR campaign from both sides has started to get nasty with both claiming that the other side is less geeky than them.

Mark Zukerberg CEO of Facebook said, "Everyone at Facebook likes Glee and reads at least 10 comic books per day. We are so much geekier than Google - they probably get so much more girls than us."

Twitter has tried to comment on the "geek off" but Facebook and Google have placed a superinjunction preventing them from doing so.

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