Liverpool fans have gone to drastic measures to reclaim the past glories of the once great football club by building a time machine.
The invention was intended to take the Liverpool fans back to the 1980s where the side dominated England and Europe.
However, it didn't quite go to plan for the intrepid time travellers. After going into the machine the Liverpool fans came out to strike threats, Tory cuts, public discontent, Kenny Dalglish as Liverpool manager, shit music and an IRA bomb threat, but it wasn't the 80s.
At first the Liverpool fans were jubilant and started hugging each other as they were relieved to be away from the mediocrity of the current side.
One fan said, "I don't believe it, we've done it! We're in the 80s. European Cup finals, challenging for titles. This is fucking sound. Best of all we don't have to live off past glories anymore."
Another fan said, "We can tell Rafa not to sign Kromkamp, Josemi, Riera, Voronin, Nunez, Pellegrino, Gonzalez, Ngog, Dossena and Aquilani."
Despite the initial delight, the Liverpool fans eventually realised they weren't in the 80s when they saw the Premiership league table.
The reaction to this was one of absolute frustration. One fan fell to his knees shouting, "I wanted to watch Jan Molby play again, not fucking Lucas. Why?! Why?! Why?!"
However, after being told by his friend to "Calm Down", he pulled himself together and thought of another plan to make Liverpool great again.
It's rumoured that the fans have decided to live off future glories rather than past glories in light of Manchester United now being the most dominant side in English footballing history.
The fans have created a sign ready for next season which says "We will in the future, about 50 years or so, probably have won more than you. What about the present? Who cares. The past? Not anymore. Live for the future. Champions of the Universe 2060/61 (maybe)."
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