Tuesday 29 November 2011

UPDATED 'I'm Not Enjoying This' - Episode 1 (Pilot)

As with all writing, it's important to re-write and re-visit your previous work. So, with that in mind, we have re-visited and re-written parts of our unpublished sitcom series 'I'm Not Enjoying This.' First, we start off with the updated Pilot episode (obviously). Enjoy.

I'm Not Enjoying This - Episode One: Pilot

Thursday 24 November 2011

HEADPHONES4CHAVS launches Christmas charity appeal

The youth charity HEADPHONES4CHAVS has launched a special Christmas appeal looking for members of the public to donate their old headphones to chavs during the festive period.

The appeal comes after it was found that only 5 per cent of chavs actually use headphones when listening to music in public places. Instead preferring to let everyone hear whatever 'sick' beats they are listening to.

Dappy, a special spokesperson at HEADPHONES4CHAVS, believes people should be doing more to stop chavs going without headphones during Christmas.

He said, "Bare people have headphones, so why not donate some to my brothers who have to play their music out loud in public places such as the train, bus or even shops. It's just not fair blud."

However, the appeal has bought huge criticism from members of the public who believe they should not have to lend chavs headphones so they can listen to their music by themselves.

One person said, "Yes, I'm fed up of chavs on trains playing their music (and I use the term music loosely) out loud, but we should not have to donate headphones. Surely they could just buy a cheap pair or maybe steal some."

HEADPHONES4CHAVS is set to use aggressive marketing strategies to get donations, starting with a TV advert where a random chav plays his music out loud on his phone while holding it up for three minutes.