Nick Clegg resorted to desperate measures in an attempt to get the British public, mainly men, to vote for AV.
It's been reported that he promised naked photos of Pippa Middleton if men voted for AV at the recent local elections.
However, like a lot of Nick Clegg's recent promises, it proved to be a load of rubbish and members of the public felt betrayed by him yet again.
One man taken in by the naked Pippa Middleton promise said, "I was promised a naked bridesmaid if I voted 'Yes' to AV, but all I got was a photo of her in a toilet roll dress - everyone's seen that photo."
"Then, when I pressed Clegg on the photo, he gave me another one, but it was of Jordan and not Pippa Middleton. Does he think we're all mugs?!"
Responding to these claims of more false promises Clegg was quick to defend his actions, "Look, under a Coalition government you need to make comprises. Originally I offered Pippa Middleton naked photos but we had to adapt, so instead we offered Katie Price."
Nick Clegg's 'Yes' for AV campaign was dealt a big blow this week when he was named the most hated man in the world by the British public after Osama bin Laden was killed by US forces.
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