This is the first episode of our sitcom 'I'm Not Enjoying This' set in the wonderful town of Crawley. The episode starts with Frank, the main character, as he moves into his cousin Anton's flat. It then follows Frank as he looks for a job while dealing with Anton, as they both try and co-exist living with each other. Enjoy!
I'm Not Enjoying This S01 E01
Friday 22 July 2011
Wednesday 20 July 2011
Murdoch to take revenge by "fraping" The Guardian
Rupert Murdoch is set to take his revenge on The Guardian, who exposed the News of the World phone hacking, by "fraping" the newspaper's Facebook page and Twitter feed.
Murdoch, who blames The Guardian for all of News International's problems rather than his law-breaking employees, has decided to take action against the newspaper after weeks of phone hacking revelations.
News International has hacked into The Guardian's Facebook and Twitter accounts and placed the following tweet and status update "The Guardian are bunch of liberal gays."
Rupert Murdoch and his media outlets have said to be delighted with the "frape" and happy with the negative impact it could have on The Guardian for being labelled as a newspaper full of gays and liberals.
However, The Guardian has appeared to be unflustered by the "frape" and has answered back with the following statement:
"Yes, we are a liberal newspaper and, yes, quite a few homosexuals work for us in comparison to other newspapers."
Mr Murdoch has responded to this by distancing himself from the "frape", claiming he had no knowledge of the latest scandal and has instead blamed former News International employees.
When asked about the "frape" by the UK media, Murdoch responded with a massive pause before barking "NO", before his wife Ting Tong Murdoch smacked a journalist round the face with her penis.
Murdoch, who blames The Guardian for all of News International's problems rather than his law-breaking employees, has decided to take action against the newspaper after weeks of phone hacking revelations.
News International has hacked into The Guardian's Facebook and Twitter accounts and placed the following tweet and status update "The Guardian are bunch of liberal gays."
Rupert Murdoch and his media outlets have said to be delighted with the "frape" and happy with the negative impact it could have on The Guardian for being labelled as a newspaper full of gays and liberals.
However, The Guardian has appeared to be unflustered by the "frape" and has answered back with the following statement:
"Yes, we are a liberal newspaper and, yes, quite a few homosexuals work for us in comparison to other newspapers."
Mr Murdoch has responded to this by distancing himself from the "frape", claiming he had no knowledge of the latest scandal and has instead blamed former News International employees.
When asked about the "frape" by the UK media, Murdoch responded with a massive pause before barking "NO", before his wife Ting Tong Murdoch smacked a journalist round the face with her penis.
Monday 18 July 2011
Wednesday 13 July 2011
What The Papers Say
Considering what's happening at the moment, this should be fairly relevant. Our 15 minute play with characters that have the personalities of the national newspapers.
What the Papers Say
What the Papers Say
Sunday 10 July 2011
Murdoch in rehab for ginger fetish
Inside sources at News Corp have claimed that Rupert Murdoch is set to enter rehab for a ginger fetish.
It is believed that Murdoch's fetish for women with ginger hair is hindering his judgement and has led to him making extremely strange and irrational business decisions.
The peak of his ginger fetish came to a head last Friday when Mr Murdoch refused to sack head ginger and chief executive of News International Rebekah Brooks, but instead sacked the entire News of the World staff.
Rupert Murdoch's fetish for gingers has gone so far that sources close to him have claimed that he would shut down the whole of News International just to protect Rebekah Brooks who has been described by Murdoch as "the gingerest ginger" he has ever seen.
Prior to the phone hacking scandal, Mr Murdoch's family had grown worried at his obsession with gingers. His Thai bride Ting-Tong was frequently asked to put on a ginger wig during sexual role-play while Mr Murdoch rubbed ginger on his shrivelled gonads for arousal.
In the past he has been known to punish those gingers that rejected his advances, such as Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson and Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell, by publishing scathing articles in his newspapers.
It is not yet known which rehab facility Rupert Murdoch will attend, with the many refusing to take him in. This is because the majority of the facilities have been hacked into by the News of the World to satisfy their quest for truth...... and to see which minor celebrity is a crack addict or alcoholic.
It is believed that Murdoch's fetish for women with ginger hair is hindering his judgement and has led to him making extremely strange and irrational business decisions.
The peak of his ginger fetish came to a head last Friday when Mr Murdoch refused to sack head ginger and chief executive of News International Rebekah Brooks, but instead sacked the entire News of the World staff.
Rupert Murdoch's fetish for gingers has gone so far that sources close to him have claimed that he would shut down the whole of News International just to protect Rebekah Brooks who has been described by Murdoch as "the gingerest ginger" he has ever seen.
Prior to the phone hacking scandal, Mr Murdoch's family had grown worried at his obsession with gingers. His Thai bride Ting-Tong was frequently asked to put on a ginger wig during sexual role-play while Mr Murdoch rubbed ginger on his shrivelled gonads for arousal.
In the past he has been known to punish those gingers that rejected his advances, such as Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson and Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell, by publishing scathing articles in his newspapers.
It is not yet known which rehab facility Rupert Murdoch will attend, with the many refusing to take him in. This is because the majority of the facilities have been hacked into by the News of the World to satisfy their quest for truth...... and to see which minor celebrity is a crack addict or alcoholic.
Thursday 7 July 2011
Celebrities take part in mass orgy after News of the World closure
Celebrities across the UK have congregated in Leicester Square to take part in a mass orgy following the announcement that The News of the World will be closing permanently after this Sunday.
The news of the imminent closure was met by jubilation from celebrities who suddenly started ripping off each other's clothes and having numerous affairs within the madness of the orgy.
One eyewitness has reported that Wayne Rooney is currently having a threesome with two brunette prostitutes as Coleen watches while riding Peter Crouch. One person even saw both John Prescott and Jude Law DPing a mystery blonde.
However, less well-known celebrities are said to be disappointed by the closure, as it means there will be one less tabloid newspaper to report on their mundane activities. "Celebrities" such as Kerry Katona, Katie Price, Sonia from EastEnders and the entire cast of The Only Way Is Essex are said to be anxious as to where their future careers lie.
A spokesperson for Sonia said, "Sonia from EastEnders was going to put on loads of weight, then lose loads of weight. We were then going to do a story about how much weight she lost. Then she was going to get depressed at being skinny, put on loads of weight and say how happy she is to be fat again."
"This is standard stuff for Heat and other shitty magazines, but we really need the News of the World to raise her profile. The only other newspaper we could sell this story to is the Sunday Star and they're more likely to laugh at her camel toe."
Sonia from EastEnders, Katie Price and Kerry Katona were tempted to take part in the orgy but without The News of the World reporting or taking pictures it wasn't deemed to be worthwhile for their careers.
At this moment in time it is not yet known when the orgy will end, with more celebrities, prostitutes and mystery blondes getting involved in proceedings.
With the closure of the News of the World, there's a belief that more serious journalism will be allowed to take centre-stage, such as a media debate over whether Rupert Murdoch looks more like a dead foetus or a male scrotum.
The news of the imminent closure was met by jubilation from celebrities who suddenly started ripping off each other's clothes and having numerous affairs within the madness of the orgy.
One eyewitness has reported that Wayne Rooney is currently having a threesome with two brunette prostitutes as Coleen watches while riding Peter Crouch. One person even saw both John Prescott and Jude Law DPing a mystery blonde.
However, less well-known celebrities are said to be disappointed by the closure, as it means there will be one less tabloid newspaper to report on their mundane activities. "Celebrities" such as Kerry Katona, Katie Price, Sonia from EastEnders and the entire cast of The Only Way Is Essex are said to be anxious as to where their future careers lie.
A spokesperson for Sonia said, "Sonia from EastEnders was going to put on loads of weight, then lose loads of weight. We were then going to do a story about how much weight she lost. Then she was going to get depressed at being skinny, put on loads of weight and say how happy she is to be fat again."
"This is standard stuff for Heat and other shitty magazines, but we really need the News of the World to raise her profile. The only other newspaper we could sell this story to is the Sunday Star and they're more likely to laugh at her camel toe."
Sonia from EastEnders, Katie Price and Kerry Katona were tempted to take part in the orgy but without The News of the World reporting or taking pictures it wasn't deemed to be worthwhile for their careers.
At this moment in time it is not yet known when the orgy will end, with more celebrities, prostitutes and mystery blondes getting involved in proceedings.
With the closure of the News of the World, there's a belief that more serious journalism will be allowed to take centre-stage, such as a media debate over whether Rupert Murdoch looks more like a dead foetus or a male scrotum.
Wednesday 6 July 2011
News of the World tried to hack victims of Rwandan genocide
It has been exclusively revealed that the former voice of the people and paedo finders The News of the World tried to hack the phones of victims of the Rwandan genocide in 1994.
This startling revelation follows evidence which showed the newspaper tried to delete the voicemail messages of victims of this terrible tragedy.
News International argued that this phone hacking was essential in the search for truth and justice following the brutal genocide.
A spokesperson for News International said, "Hacking the phones of victims of the Rwandan genocide was in the public interest. We wanted to get to the bottom of whether they were actually victims of the Rwandan genocide or whether they had just left the country and started new lives in Britain, claiming extortionate benefits and living in five bedroom houses in Hampstead with their fourteen children."
An inside source has claimed that nothing came of the phone hacking, mainly because the victims of the Rwandan genocide had no phones to hack. However, they re-iterated that the victims were "fair game" because of the way they flaunted themselves to the cameras after the genocide.
A former journalist at the News of the World said, "They can't go up to the camera and speak to the media recalling the horrors of the genocide and then expect their phones not to be hacked. These people will seek attention from the media and love it, and will then complain when we intrude on their personal lives. It's just unbelievable behaviour!"
Rupert Murdoch has denied any knowledge of this latest phone hacking claim and has instead suggested that the person at the centre of the scandal was a work experience boy that worked at The News of the World during a two-week period in May 1995.
This startling revelation follows evidence which showed the newspaper tried to delete the voicemail messages of victims of this terrible tragedy.
News International argued that this phone hacking was essential in the search for truth and justice following the brutal genocide.
A spokesperson for News International said, "Hacking the phones of victims of the Rwandan genocide was in the public interest. We wanted to get to the bottom of whether they were actually victims of the Rwandan genocide or whether they had just left the country and started new lives in Britain, claiming extortionate benefits and living in five bedroom houses in Hampstead with their fourteen children."
An inside source has claimed that nothing came of the phone hacking, mainly because the victims of the Rwandan genocide had no phones to hack. However, they re-iterated that the victims were "fair game" because of the way they flaunted themselves to the cameras after the genocide.
A former journalist at the News of the World said, "They can't go up to the camera and speak to the media recalling the horrors of the genocide and then expect their phones not to be hacked. These people will seek attention from the media and love it, and will then complain when we intrude on their personal lives. It's just unbelievable behaviour!"
Rupert Murdoch has denied any knowledge of this latest phone hacking claim and has instead suggested that the person at the centre of the scandal was a work experience boy that worked at The News of the World during a two-week period in May 1995.
Monday 4 July 2011
Blatter meets Mugabe to discuss corrupt regimes
After nearly getting caught out by the world's media and his own people, Sepp Blatter is meeting with the President of Zimbabwe Robert Mugabe to discuss how he can consolidate his corrupt regime.
Despite nearly having his cover blown as a despicable leader of a corrupt organisation, Blatter managed to retain his role as President in the recent FIFA elections.
Mr Mugabe observed this and was said to be impressed with the skill and ease in which Blatter managed to win an election without killing any of the opposition including the wives and children of his rival.
Inside sources at the Mugabe camp said, "Mr Mugabe has never been able to win an election without firstly rigging it or secondly killing anyone. The way Blatter managed to do this in the recent election without doing any these two things impressed our President and he immediately requested a meeting with Mr Blatter."
Besides discussing corrupt regimes, Sepp Blatter and Robert Mugabe also discussed how best to manage corrupt funds, including blood and oil money.
An inside source, "Robert Mugabe usually stores his money in safes at his many luxurious homes, but Mr Blatter introduced him to a new banking scheme in Switzerland that handles vast funds without asking any questions."
Based on the success of this meeting, it's rumoured that Zimbabwe will launch a bid to host the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Zimbabwe has no infrastructure for the World Cup and a government with a very questionable human rights record, so are one of the favourites to host the competition.
Despite nearly having his cover blown as a despicable leader of a corrupt organisation, Blatter managed to retain his role as President in the recent FIFA elections.
Mr Mugabe observed this and was said to be impressed with the skill and ease in which Blatter managed to win an election without killing any of the opposition including the wives and children of his rival.
Inside sources at the Mugabe camp said, "Mr Mugabe has never been able to win an election without firstly rigging it or secondly killing anyone. The way Blatter managed to do this in the recent election without doing any these two things impressed our President and he immediately requested a meeting with Mr Blatter."
Besides discussing corrupt regimes, Sepp Blatter and Robert Mugabe also discussed how best to manage corrupt funds, including blood and oil money.
An inside source, "Robert Mugabe usually stores his money in safes at his many luxurious homes, but Mr Blatter introduced him to a new banking scheme in Switzerland that handles vast funds without asking any questions."
Based on the success of this meeting, it's rumoured that Zimbabwe will launch a bid to host the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Zimbabwe has no infrastructure for the World Cup and a government with a very questionable human rights record, so are one of the favourites to host the competition.
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