Wednesday 19 October 2011

Dale Farm evictions attracts more viewers than Big Brother evictions

Channel 5 are said to be furious after the Dale Farm evictions attracted more viewers than any of the Big Brother evictions, including the Celebrity ones.

Despite Richard Desmond putting numerous crappy Big Brother stories on the front page of the newspapers he owns, the Daily Star and Daily Express, the reality TV show has only just managed to beat the ratings of The Farm episode, when Rebecca Loos wanked off a pig.

In retaliation one of Desmond's newspapers the Daily Star is set to take pictures up the skirts of the women gypsy travelers as they leave Dale Farm, while the Daily Express will run their usual benefit scum, "they will give you cancer", "I wish Diana was still here", "this is the fault of the EU" news article about the Dale Farm travelers.

Channel 5 bosses are rapidly trying to think of ideas to stop this slump in Big Brother ratings, with one suggestion being that they house the Dale Farm travelers in the Big Brother house before evicting them one by one.

One Channel 5 employee claimed that it could be "the most exciting Big Brother in years" if they evicted the travelers and would offer the public "pure entertainment."

However, the channel could face stiff competition from ITV, with Simon Cowell wanting to add the gypsy travelers as a new group to the X-Factor competition to improve the programme's recent poor ratings.

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