After nearly getting caught out by the world's media and his own people, Sepp Blatter is meeting with the President of Zimbabwe Robert Mugabe to discuss how he can consolidate his corrupt regime.
Despite nearly having his cover blown as a despicable leader of a corrupt organisation, Blatter managed to retain his role as President in the recent FIFA elections.
Mr Mugabe observed this and was said to be impressed with the skill and ease in which Blatter managed to win an election without killing any of the opposition including the wives and children of his rival.
Inside sources at the Mugabe camp said, "Mr Mugabe has never been able to win an election without firstly rigging it or secondly killing anyone. The way Blatter managed to do this in the recent election without doing any these two things impressed our President and he immediately requested a meeting with Mr Blatter."
Besides discussing corrupt regimes, Sepp Blatter and Robert Mugabe also discussed how best to manage corrupt funds, including blood and oil money.
An inside source, "Robert Mugabe usually stores his money in safes at his many luxurious homes, but Mr Blatter introduced him to a new banking scheme in Switzerland that handles vast funds without asking any questions."
Based on the success of this meeting, it's rumoured that Zimbabwe will launch a bid to host the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Zimbabwe has no infrastructure for the World Cup and a government with a very questionable human rights record, so are one of the favourites to host the competition.
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