The 'voice of middle America' Sarah Palin is set to announce a new list of targets for the January transfer window.
New targets include Ronaldinho, David Beckham, "all american" Landon Donavan, Kaka and Lionel Messi.
However, Ronaldinho would rather go to some unknown Brazilian club, David Beckham would rather train with Tottenham, Landon Donovan would rather do nothing in LA, Kaka would rather languish on the bench at Real Madrid and Lionel Messi simply laughed at her for being a silly bitch.
These targets have since been described by the Tea Party as "looney Left-wing liberals", socialists, immigrants and bearing similarities with Adolf Hitler.
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