Monday, 28 February 2011

‘You’re so posh’ girl: Sketch One

Ext. A teenage girl is walking down the street in a casual manner. A man approaches her who is evidently in a hurry.

Man: Excuse me, do you happen to have the time at all? I think I’m running late for a meeting.

The young lady’s face lights up with excitement. She looks absolutely delighted.

Girl: (loud and exaggerated) OH MY GODDD YOU’RE SO POSH.

The man looks bemused and is momentarily lost for words. But he eventually continues.

Man: I don’t really understand what you’re talking about, but it’s not important, do you have the time please?

The young lady starts to laugh and is simply beside herself with joy.

Girl: YOU’RE SO POSH, GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW POSH YOU ARE; LET ME PHONE CHANTELLE AND YOU CAN SPEAK DOWN THE PHONE TO HER.

The man immediately loses patience.

Man: It’s OK don’t worry about it.

He walks away. The young lady reflects on the situation immediately, still with a beaming smile.

Girl: Awww, he was so posh. What a gimp.

She carries on walking.

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