Thursday, 3 March 2011

The Art Critics: Sketch One

Int. In an art gallery. Two men dressed in three piece suits are staring intently at a shit on the floor. They start to make making groaning noises of pleasure, satisfaction and awe.

Man 1: It’s just so profound, it says more than a thousand words ever could.

The other man groans pleasurably in agreement.

Man 2: It really sums up the degradation of our comprehensive schools.

Man 1 gets down on his knees for a better angle. Man 2 mimics his actions. They continue to groan with delight. Man 2 leans in and smells the shit. He groans orgasmically. Man 1 does the same. Another person walks past behind them and looks confused by their actions.

Man 3: It’s shit, mate

Man 3 then immediately walks away. Man 1 and Man 2 tut disapprovingly to one another.

Man 1: Some just don’t get art, do they?

Man 2 groans in agreement.

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