Int. In an art gallery. Two men dressed in three piece suits are staring intently at a shit on the floor. They start to make making groaning noises of pleasure, satisfaction and awe.
Man 1: It’s just so profound, it says more than a thousand words ever could.
The other man groans pleasurably in agreement.
Man 2: It really sums up the degradation of our comprehensive schools.
Man 1 gets down on his knees for a better angle. Man 2 mimics his actions. They continue to groan with delight. Man 2 leans in and smells the shit. He groans orgasmically. Man 1 does the same. Another person walks past behind them and looks confused by their actions.
Man 3: It’s shit, mate
Man 3 then immediately walks away. Man 1 and Man 2 tut disapprovingly to one another.
Man 1: Some just don’t get art, do they?
Man 2 groans in agreement.
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