Donald Trump is set to protest against President Obama's democratic election win by throwing all of his toys out of a giant pram.
Mr Trump has already commissioned a giant pram to be built which will go through the streets of Washington DC before ending up outside the White House to stage a mass rant. Along the way 'The Donald' will throw all of his toys out of the pram.
The protest comes following the US Presidential election in what Trump described as 'a sham and a travesty.' Such strong words had only been previously heard from hair experts when describing Mr Trump's suspect toupee.
Donald Trump says, "To show my absolute disgust at Obama's victory, I will be throwing all of my toys out of a pram. The throwing of my toys out of the pram will demonstrate that I will not go down without a fight and will be making an important point in the only way I know how.
"Now is the time for all my fellow Americans, who are unhappy at Obama's victory, to join me by grabbing all their toys and throwing them out of a pram."
The move has been backed by Fox News who will be building a special giant pram for their news presenters, colourful personalities and owner of the 'news' station Rupert Murdoch. The 'news' station has been collecting toys around the clock so they will have enough to throw out of their pram.
A spokesperson for Fox News says, "At first we decided to call Obama a socialist then a Muslim then a terrorist and then someone who wasn't even born in America, but none of this has made any difference whatsoever. The only thing we can do now is throw all of our toys out of a pram."
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