Sunday, 12 September 2010

No Accounting for Taste: Police Line-Up

Women love a bad boy don't they? For some women being treated badly is a turn-on and a must-have attribute for "their man". We then took this concept a bit further for comedic effect (we hope).

Int. In police station at a line-up. Six male criminals are lined up against a wall. From behind a two way mirror a nervous looking woman is eyeing the men up with anger. She is flanked by a policeman.

Policeman: Which of these men mugged you, Sandra?

Sandra: (looking teary) That one (Points at one of the men)

Policeman: It's ok, you’ve been very brave.

The policeman signals to remove the other men apart from culprit.

Sandra: May I please go in and ask why he did it?

Policeman: (surprised) Yes, of course, as long as you're sure you'll be ok.

Sandra: Yes I'll be ok

Policeman opens a door and lets Sandra through. She approaches the criminal.

Sandra: Why did you do it? Why me? You’ve ruined my life.

Culprit: Fuck you!

Sandra bites her lip flutters her eyelids. She lunges at the man rips open her his shirt.

Sandra: You're such a bad boy aren't you?

They start to kiss passionately.

Sandra: Oh God, I want you so bad, I want you to treat me like shit and walk all over me!

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