Clegg jealous of Cameron and Obama's "special relationship"

Government sources have claimed that Clegg is growing jealous of Prime Minister David Cameron's "special relationship" with Barack Obama.

The special relationship, which started just recently, has led to Nick Clegg acting out at government meetings and changing his Facebook status from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated."

A Liberal Democrat source said, "Every time Cameron leaves the room, Clegg follows him, as he's worried that the Prime Minister is seeing someone behind his back."

The insane jealousy started after David Cameron gushed about his new relationship with US President Barack Obama and how they had a barbecue together, which Nick Clegg was not invited to.

The inside source said, "Mr Cameron never had a barbecue with Nick. They never even ate together, unless Nick was making David his tea. And even then Cameron would just take his food and go and watch TV, not saying one word to him."

Rumours are rife that the Deputy Prime Minister is sending David Cameron over 50 texts and calling him 100 times a day, with the Prime Minister not answering or simply saying that he's too busy.

A Conservative MP said, "At first David truly loved Nick and the first year was like a honeymoon. The way Mr Clegg stabbed the electorate and his own friends in the back really resonated with the Prime Minister and the Tory Party. They were like two peas in a pod. However, it soon became apparent that Mr Clegg was David Cameron's bitch."

"Time after time Nick Clegg was humiliated, which led to distance being created between him and the Prime Minister. Ever since the local elections it seems as though the relationship has become incredibly strained. The new "special relationship" with Obama was the tipping point."

US sources have said that David Cameron is "smitten" with Barack Obama, but the feelings have not been reciprocated by the President. The UK Prime Minister is also startled by Obama's magnetic charisma, but the US President has referred to him as a "posh fool" that "couldn't even high-five properly."

Nick Clegg has gone to extreme lengths to try and salvage his relationship with David Cameron and even promised to screw over more people, such as the NHS, to maintain it.