In the race for the White House, Sarah Palin is set to kill an Arab after seeing President Obama's popularity rise after the death of bin-Laden in May.
Sarah Palin remains amazed that a socialist, terrorist, Muslim who wasn't even born in the USA has managed to achieve such popularity in the past few months and has concluded that this was down to him killing an Arab.
An inside source for the White House said, "Unfortunately as president of the US, you don't get popular by trying to provide free healthcare. The way you can really make a difference to US society and become truly popular is by killing an Arab. It appears that the Sarah Palin campaign team has taken note of this and decided to do the same."
It has not yet been decided as to how Sarah Palin will kill an Arab or where it will take place. At the moment it is likely to be a random Arab inside a mosque or home. But other more creative methods are also being suggested, with one of the ideas being that an Arab is captured and set free in some woods, so Mrs Palin can hunt them down personally.
This idea of hunting and killing innocent civilians would resonate well with the Republican Party and the more right-wing Tea Party, and provide increased support for the Palin 2012 Presidential campaign.
However, it appears that rival candidate Michele Bachmann will go that one step further by hunting down both socialists and Arabs in a multiple killing spree, which would see her overtake Palin in the American polls.
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