Monday, 12 March 2012

Opponents of gay marriage think all homosexuals fancy them

New research has indicated that almost 90 per cent of those opposed to gay marriage think homosexuals fancy them.

Those questioned as part of the survey claimed that all homosexuals who they encountered in the street would always give them 'THAT look' meaning an obvious attraction to them.

One opponent to gay marriage said:
"I saw two men holding hands in the street so I looked at them in shock. I mean two men holding hands, in this day and age! Then, as I was starring at them trying work out how two men could be holding hands, they both gave me 'THAT look'. You know 'THAT look'? I've seen 'THAT look' on loads of women in my time and they all fancied me."

In the research 'THAT look' is described as a normal look that most people give to those that are starring at them. However, if 'THAT look' is given by homosexuals then it's classified as a sign that they fancy the person starring at them.

Another opponent to gay marriage commented:
"If gay marriage was all about love then I'd have no problem, but those gays constantly give me 'THAT look' which does not suggest love but instead suggests a love of cock and nothing else. I'm sorry but I can't support that. Even when they're married, they'll still be looking at me in the street and thinking 'Yeah I want a piece of that.'"

Religion has also played a role in the gay marriage debate. One Catholic priest who does not wish to be named said:
"It's the same with children, they give me 'THAT look', just like the homosexuals. I have no choice but to molest them, to fulfill their inpure, filthy, dirty, slutty, tight little minds."

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