Ian i-phone - Train Ticket

This time our friend Ian is on a train without a ticket. Will his i-phone be able to help him out? Probably not.

Int. Ian I-phone is sitting on a train carriage reading the paper. A ticket inspector comes up to him.

Inspector: Excuse me sir, can I see your ticket please?

Ian: Oh, yeah, sure.

Ian pats down his pockets and plunges his hand into of them and withdraws his i-phone. He simply holds it out for inspection as though it were his ticket.

Inspector: Sir, that is a mobile phone, not a train ticket.

Ian: It’s an i-phone.

Inspector: Yes, I can see that. Now can I please see your ticket for this journey please?

Ian: Yes

Ian continues to just hold out the i-phone.

Inspector: Sir, if you don’t have a ticket I’m going to have to fine you.

Ian: I don’t need a ticket, I’ve got an i-phone.

The Inspector sighs with frustration and writes out a fine and hands it to Ian.

Ian: How am I supposed to pay this?

Inspector: It tells you how on the slip, sir.

Ian: Is there an app for it?

Inspector: No, sir, there is not an app for it. (Walks away from Ian) Prick.