Katie Holmes is set to miss out on an Oscar for Best Actress after announcing that she will be divorcing her husband Tom Cruise.
She will miss out on the Best Actress award despite spending six years working on an epic film called 'My Husband is Gay.'
The film has taken a lot of Ms Holmes' time, with this meaning that she has featured in precisely no films since late 2006 when she started work on 'My Husband is Gay.'
The plot of 'My Husband is Gay' follows a former teenage actress star who falls in love with and marries an aging short film star. However, all is not as it seems, as this aging short film star actually believes that extraterrestrial civilizations and alien interventions created Earth and is also secretly gay.
The story then begins to unravel as the aging short film star makes his wife do bizarre things due to his beliefs, such as not taking drugs during the birth of her first child and trying to abduct the child so she can learn about the story of Xenu, while getting his hands on as much cock as humanly possible behind Ms Holmes' back.
Following the Holmes-Cruise divorce, Kelly Preston, wife of John Travolta, is favourite for the Best Actress Oscar for her film 'My Husband is Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Gay.' Ms Preston has spent 21 years working on the film which follows a little-known actress that has to deal with over 20 years of unprecedented bumming from her husband who is so gay that his obvious homosexuality is no longer really a secret.
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