Prime Minister David Cameron is encouraging job seekers to gain employment through a new alliance with Sarah Jessica Parker.
Cameron will be using the Sex and the City star to show job seekers that even those with little talent and grotesque looks can forge a successful career for themselves.
Unemployment in the UK is at 2.5 million and the job outlook is very bleak, yet Sarah Jessica Parker still manages to find herself in leading lady roles, which is a phenomenon that no-one can explain.
David Cameron says, "Sarah Jessica Parker is the perfect person to use as an example to those seeking employment. She can show the unemployed that even those with little talent can make a success for themselves and give them the encouragement needed to take their first steps towards getting a job."
At the launch of the SJP Employment Bill for the Grotesque and Untalented, Sarah Jessica Parker said she was happy to be aligning with David Cameron and his latest political soundbite, as she is well-versed at representing "superficial bullshit" in her role as Carrie in Sex and the City.
When asked about whether there would be another Sex and the City film, Sarah Jessica Parker said it was "not in the pipeline" before taking a crap on a piece of paper and saying that the script was actually now ready for production.
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