Wednesday, 21 September 2011

X-Factor producers laugh at contestant with Alzheimer's

The scandal surrounding the X-Factor has continued after it was revealed that the show's producers convinced a man with Alzheimer's to audition, just so everyone could laugh at him for half an hour.

The man with Alzheimer's, who was wandering around near an X-Factor venue, was targeted by producers who thought it would be "hilarious" to convince the man that he could sing so they could film the audition and broadcast it for ten minutes.

The man with Alzheimer's entered the stage looking dazed and confused, not really knowing how he got there in the first place. As he started to look more and more uncomfortable, audience members began to shout "off, off, off" before he duly obliged.

As the man with Alzheimer's left the stage, producers were seen high-fiving each other, stating loudly that what they had just seen was "the best X-Factor audition ever."

When asked about the man with Alzheimer's, where he came from and who he was, a producer said, "I don't care where he's from. Did you see him on stage? What a dick! We'll probably ask him back next year and do a ten minute feature about a really rubbish singer coming back for another audition. That shit will be hilarious! We should probably bring back Simon especially for that audition so he can put that knob back in his place. Deluded!"

Based on the success of the man with Alzheimer's audition, producers are planning to find people who have a number of terminal illnesses and convince them that they should enter the X-Factor auditions.

A spokesperson for the X-Factor said, "This year's X-Factor auditions were hilarious but next year's will be even better. The auditions are going to get terminal!"

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