The whole of the UK is in shock after it was exclusively revealed yesterday by the News of the World that Pudsey the Bear is a convicted paedophile.
An undercover News of the World reporter disguised as a sheik enticed Pudsey with an array of children from different ethnic backgrounds in a secret meeting at a hotel in London. The undercover sting occurred after the newspaper learned that Pudsey, or Mr Bear as he was known to his pupils, was sacked by a top public school for sexual activity with a minor known as Gideon Osborne.
Pudsey has since reinvented himself as the mascot for Children in Need by sporting the trademark bandage over the right eye as a cunning disguise fooling the millions of viewers that watch the tedious 6 hour programme every November.
One former pupil said, "I didn't recognise him at all, but now he's removed that bandage it all makes perfect sense."
In light of these revelations the Daily Mail has today published a story that claims Pudsey the Bear is an illegal immigrant from Iraq called Pudsee Al-Bearzari, who lives in a five bedroom house in Hampstead, but still collects benefits from the UK taxpayer. While the Daily Express has suggested that Mr Bear was involved in both the death of Princess Diana and the kidnapping of Madeline McCann.
The Sun has also launched a campaign to raise awareness of paedophilic bears in the local community called 'Bear Watch.' The campaign has already questioned Winnie the Pooh's relationship with Christopher Robin and accused him of beastiality with a piglet.
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