In light of the most recent trend in the student world, it has been exclusively revealed by scientists that wearing flip-flops during winter makes them cold, not cool.
The news will come as a shock to students who see this fashion accessory as the ultimate trend during winter; not only proving that they are cool, but also 'hard' and resistant to any weather, especially on their feet during the cold, harsh winter.
Scientists made this discovery after doing numerous tests on students and how their feet reacted to cold weather when they were wearing flip-flops. The students used during the study tried to show their resistance to the cold weather but eventually showed their pain, proving that most students are pussies.
When told about the latest findings students expressed shock. Tarquin Henry Asquith, an agriculture student from Reading University, said, "Wearing flip-flops is the ultimate fashion accessory. It proves many things, one of them being that you're really hard as cold weather does not affect you. Me and my chums wear flip-flops all the time and we're pretty much the coolest people on campus, all the girls love us."
One student, however, seemed unsurprised, saying, "wearing flip-flops definitely does not make you cool and is really impractical. The other week I was kicking the shit out of a window and I got a shard of glass stuck in my foot. Not cool!"
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