The hundreds of people that actually received 2012 Olympic tickets are set for further challenges to prove themselves before the Games next year.
Despite winning tickets for the 2012 Games earlier this month, the application process is not yet over and further challenges are expected to be announced later this year.
Those that won tickets will not be allowed into the event until they have beat Lord Coe in a 1500 metre race; beat Jonathan Edwards in the triple jump; beat Sir Steve Redgrave in a one-on-one rowing contest; completed a rubix cube; and, beat Linford Christie in a penis size contest, effectively ruling women out of their tickets.
The new application process has been decided by the Olympic committee to only attract those that truly deserve a place at "the greatest show on Earth."
Speaking about the next round in the application process, Lord Coe said "We want tickets to go to the most deserving candidates. Anyone that beats Linford Christie in a penis size contest deserves to be there."
However, the latest application process has raised fresh doubts whether anyone will actually be able to watch the 2012 Games.
David Watson, 46, from East Ham said "Getting the bloody tickets in the first place was hard enough! I've had to beg my bank for more money, and now they expect me to beat Linford Christie in a penis size contest! Who do they think we are? Bloody porn stars or something!"
The Olympic Committee has stated that it will listen to concerns from members of the public about the ticketing process, but believes the company they hired from Nigeria to take people's money before they receive the tickets are doing a "great job."
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