A study by the magazine Gay Times has revealed that the act of 'Facebook raping', or 'fraping', has led to a sudden drop in the number of men willing to admit that they are homosexual for fear of being lynched by their friends.
Wilfred St. Dove, a Gay Times spokesman, explained that 'even though 'fraping' has become so common place, boring and tedious, people still seem to do it in record numbers. But it is the reaction to the apparently joke gay confessional status updates that has caused nervous homosexuals to shrink away in fear.'
Examples of such 'frapes', in which an unwitting person leaves their Facebook account logged in or unattended while in the company of others, include: Mr X is a fukin masif homo n luvz huge dick up the arse; Mr X loves it when my boyfriend blows his huge steaming load all over my face; Mr X wants to get his back door smashed in by a fleet of sailors tonight; Mr X is chilling out to some Elton John tonight; Mr X is gay.
Such reactions to these fraped status updates include: Gutted u nob allwaiz new u waz a batti boi!11!; What would you're family say you filthy faggot? rolf; I heard you liked facials; We can't be friends anymore, I hate gays lmao; I'm so disappointed, what a waste!
Mr. St. Dove claims that the Facebook public are regularly mistaking confessional status updates for 'frapes', publicly humiliating friends who are simply trying to open up about their sexual preferences. Naturally, the person trying to make the revelation goes along with the joke because they have suddenly realised that all of their friends are violent homophobes.
Mr St. Dove has urged all Facebook users to use some common sense when using the website, but is holding out little hope of that happening.
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