Simon Cowell has Human Centipede of former X-Factor contestants

An undercover reporter has exclusively revealed that Simon Cowell has a human centipede of former X-Factor contestants in the basement of his house.

Inside sources have claimed that Cowell has created a human centipede due to his arousal at the total humiliation of his victims, which is shown every Saturday night on X-Factor and Britain's Got Talent.

A close friend of Simon Cowell said, "When he was a judge on X-Factor, he used to masturbate under the judging table when a wannabe singer, who wasn't very good, got humiliated by him, the judges and the audience."

"However, it seems he took this too far, rounding up all these untalented X-Factor contestants and creating a human centipede from them."

"At the end of the day, there's nothing more humiliating than someone crapping in your mouth and this disgusting humiliation is what turns Simon on."

It has been revealed that Simon Cowell used to perform sick acts on himself for sexual gratification while watching the human centipede. However, he has since toned down his masturbation by swapping sandpaper with the tears of Cheryl Cole.

Since the undercover sting by reporters, the human centipede has been retrieved by police but Cowell has since convinced them to let him use the creature for his new programme Britain's Got The Human Centipede Factor.

The programme will mainly consist of the human centipede walking around stage while the audience boo and laugh hysterically and the judges call it a rubbish singer who will never make it in show business.