Part two of the Facebook couple's life together sees them taking the next step in their relationship - engagement. But rather than enjoy the moment between themselves and share their love between themselves before passing on the good news, they decide to get everyone involved by giving a live commentary on Facebook.
The Guy and the Girl are sat at a table in a candlelit restaurant. The Guy is looking restless and nervous which in turn has made the Girl look pensive. The Guy pulls out his phone and starts updating his Facebook status.
Guy: is so fucking nervous right now, bricking it.
The Girl pulls out her phone and reads the Guy’s status. She furrows her brow and starts typing, talking out loud.
Girl: is a bit scared – my guy seems distracted. I think he hates me sad face.
They both put their phones away. They look at each other and smile nervously.
Girl: So – you all right, yeah?
Guy: Yeah, not too bad. You?
Girl: Yeah pretty good.
Guy: Good.
They both smile awkwardly and sit in silence. Suddenly, they both get their phones out again and start typing.
Girl: is devastated! He’s going to dump me, he’s so off! I FUCKING HATE MEN!! Angry face.
Guy: is still really nervous. Just gotta go for it lol smiley face FTW.
The Guy and the Girl both put their phones away. The Girl is absolutely fuming. The Guy stands up and walks around to the Girls side of the table. She looks confused.
Girl: What are you doing?
The Guy gets down on one knee and rummages around in his pocket. The Girl’s face lights up. He pulls out his phone and starts typing and talking.
Guy: is down on one knee about to propose to his precious angel who came down to save me from myself. Watch this space.
The Guy puts his phone away and from his other pocket pulls out a small box. He opens it to reveal a gleaming ring.
Guy: Will you marry me and that?
Girl: Yes, yes! Of course!
Guy: YES!
They both pull out their phones and start typing and talking.
Girl: is engaged lol! He asked me to marry him and I said yes type thing. I love my hero husband sooo much! Smiley face kiss kiss kiss.
Guy: is engaged! She said yes! Love my gorgeous angel smiley face. Bring on the wedding!
The Guy goes to grab the ring out of the box.
Girl: Wait, wait!
The Girl takes a photo of the Guy down on one knee in front of her.
Guy: Can I put the ring on your finger now?
Girl: Hang on! (Concentrating on her phone) Upload. Select. Like. Tag. Lol. Ok, now you can.
The Guy puts the ring on the Girl’s finger. They stare at each other lovingly.
Guy: Yeeeah.
Girl: Yeeeah.
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