In part 4 of the Facebook Couple the girl is giving birth to the couple's first Facebook baby. Naturally, this intensely private and personal event is broadcast to the no doubt thousands of people worldwide on their respective friends lists. As is the way with weddings, certain people have suddenly become incredibly religious for one day only.
The girl is laying down on a hospital bed in labour. She is clearly in great pain. Her husband is by her side offering support. She pulls out her phone and types and talks.
Girl: FUUUUCK in labour now about to give birth…fucking agony!! Sad face.
Her husband pulls put his phone and types and talks.
Guy: is right by his wife’s side through all of this. Come on babes you can do this, bring our beautiful baby boy into this world kiss kiss. So proud babe.
The nurse helping her through the labour tells her to push but she can only scream in agony. The nurse keeps on telling her to push, push, push. She pulls out her phone and types and talks.
Girl: Will someone tell that nurse to fuck off! lol
Her husband gets his phone out and reads, before typing and talking.
Guy: lol, I know, what a bitch.
The nurse finally bellows out “PUSH!” one last time and the girl push and screams with all her might. Eventually crying is heard and it is all over. The nurse hands the new born baby to the mother as the husband moves in closer to complete the image of a happy family.
The guy pulls his phone out and turns it around to take a photo of the three of them. He then turns it back around and starts tapping away.
Guy: Me and my beautiful wife with our son who is about ten seconds old. Who does he look like? Lol smiley face.
Girl: Tag me in it, and make up a profile for him too (nodding down at the baby) and set it as his profile picture.
Guy: Will do.
The girl gets her phone out and types one handed while holding the baby in the other hand.
Girl: Just given birth to my first child. Fuck lol. I’m sore ha ha winking face.
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