Drinks with "ma girlies" more fun than normal drinks

A study into the social experience of people on a night-out has revealed that drinks with "ma girlies" are statistically more fun than normal drinks.

Over the course of the night those going on drinks with "ma girlies" were found to have a better time than others, with the "girlie" element of the drinks adding increased excitement to the occasion.

The study spokesperson said, "Drinks with "ma girlies" is an event that everyone who is part of the "girlie" group looks forward to throughout the working week."

"Before the event the "head girlie" will advertise drinks with "ma girlies" on Facebook letting everyone know what she and her girlies will be doing on a Friday and Saturday night. This reminder in the form of a Facebook status update will usually add to the excitement for the rest of the girlies."

However, perhaps more interestingly, the study found that drinks with "ma girlies" has a tendency to descend from excitement to annoyance for many of the girlies. Despite excitement levels being incredibly high at the beginning, this will gradually decrease throughout the course of the evening.

The spokesperson continues, "Drinks with "ma girlies" often starts off very positively for the girlies, as they drink cocktails and chat fairly soberly. However, this soon changes after a few drinks."

"The sense of togetherness gradually decreases as the girlies get more drunk and, in turn, more bitchy. Girlies will become jealous of other girlies for chatting to men they fancy, which will then lead to allegations of them being a "slut." Other girlies will start crying for no reason, often because it's their birthday or because someone looked at them funny. And there will always be one girlie that seems to be more drunk than the rest, with this girlie having to be taken home by another girlie, thus diminishing the girlie numbers"

"So from the promising position at the start of the night and extreme excitement levels, drinks with "ma girlies" turns into a bit of a farce."

But, despite this insight, drinks with "ma girlies" are still statistically more fun than normal drinks, mainly due to the immeasurable excitement levels at the beginning of the night which the consistent fun of normal drinks cannot compete with.

We tried contacting a "head girlie" on Facebook for her thoughts on the study's findings and got the following response:

"Don't care bout anyting, da wkend is here! Whoop whoop! Goin 4 drinks with ma girlies 2nyt. Yay!!!!! :-) :-) :-) :-) Whoop whoop! Yay!!!!!! Luv ma girlies! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"