Wednesday, 24 August 2011

Russian banana exports up 200 per cent after Eto'o transfer

Shipments of bananas to Russia have gone up 200 per cent following the transfer of Samuel Eto'o to football club Anzhi Machachkala.

Fans of the club have ordered bananas at record levels so they can throw them at Eto'o when he starts his first game for their beloved Anzhi.

The racist fans, who previously chucked bananas at club captain Roberto Carlos, are rumoured to be disgruntled at the club paying world record wages for a black African footballer and are willing to show their frustration through bananas.

The fans, most of whom don't even like bananas, believe that their racist behaviour will let the owners know that they want more Russian white players like Yuri Zhirkov rather than Three-time Champions League winner Samuel Eto'o.

Despite the racist behaviour of Anzhi and numerous other Russian clubs, FIFA President Sepp Blatter has turned a blind eye and instead decided to award the country as hosts of the 2018 World Cup.

Speaking about the racist behaviour in Russia, Mr Blatter said that it was "not the job of FIFA to get involved in such matters", before chucking a banana at Jack Warner.

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