Blatter, Platini and Gaddafi launch MAD

Mental old men Blatter, Platter and Gaddafi are set to launch a new group called the Mental Arrogant Dictators or MAD for short.

The group was the brainchild of Sepp Blatter and Michel Platini who found it difficult to accept the lack of corruption and irrational decision making in society.

Commenting on the MAD group Blatter said, "Michel and I have often wondered why there's so little corruption in today's modern society and why certain logical decisions are made, while illogical ones are ignored."

"At FIFA and UEFA we embrace mental, illogical and irrational decisions on a daily basis, or we try to ignore tough decisions by making stupid ones. Take the ban on snoods as a classic example, when we were getting pressure to install goal-line technology."

Despite the mentalness of both Mr Blatter and Platini, MAD failed to gather any momentum as a true organisation for the corrupt and illogical.

Commenting on this Platini said, "Both myself and Sepp are very corrupt individuals, but corruption can only go so far in footballing organisations. If we had our own way then we would persecute the English on a regular basis, but unfortunately we can't. That's why we need really corrupt people who are in charge of entire countries."

After realising this need for corrupt leaders of countries, Blatter and Platini extended an invitation to Colonel Gaddafi.

Blatter said, "Colonel Gaddafi had all the attributions required to be a member of MAD. His irrational behaviour is something that we can both identify with and felt he was the missing link that the Mental Arrogant Dictators needed."

Since Colonel Gaddafi joined MAD, it has been announced that Libya will host the 2026 World Cup and the 2020 European Championships. It has also been revealed that FIFA HQ has become the third biggest holder of oil in the World.