Future mental health patients Colonel Gaddafi and Charlie Sheen have formed an unholy alliance against all of their enemies.
Both men have been getting a lot of negative publicity so decided to form the alliance after becoming friends on Facebook.
The pair are set to meet this week in Libya to iron out the terms of their alliance and how they intend to destroy their enemies.
Rumours are already rife at what the terms will be, with many believing that Colonel Gaddafi will help Charlie Sheen in his fight against his ex-wife, while Charlie Sheen will help the Libyan leader in his fight against rebels in his country and the west.
Trying to explain the alliance Colonel Gaddafi claimed that both him and Charlie were "kindred spirits" who are "trying to keep it real" in a dishonest and corrupt society, and that "everyone loves them."
In another rambling speech Colonel Gaddafi also claimed that both him and Mr Sheen have "magnetic charismas" that makes them hits with the ladies.
He said, "Me and Charlie have many wives and girlfriends - it would be wrong for both of us to be faithful to just one woman. We have so much love to give."
Colonel Gaddafi and Charlie Sheen are also set to sign a deal for a new sitcom to be broadcast on Libyan TV called "Two and Half Friends" referring to the amount of people that actually like them after the past month.
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