The recent high number of suicides has been linked to the abysmal television show OMG! With Peaches Geldof.
It has been reported that over 100 people have watched the show and then committed suicide as a result.
The show is so bad that one person gouged their eyes out before trying to stab themselves with the TV remote. Another suicide incident involved a person who couldn't change the channel so decided to put his head through the TV.
Most suicide cases were people that happened to tune into the show, but there's also been a small case of suicides among wannabe TV presenters who can't believe that someone as untalented and awful as Peaches Geldof has her own show.
Before killing herself, one person put on Facebook, "How can she get her own show! I've been slaving away for years and this untalented waste of space gets her own show for being the daughter of someone famous. Why is life so shit?! Goodbye cruel world."
ITV have responded by saying that they will look into the high rates of suicides and promised to try and make Peaches Geldof not seem like such an awful person.
However, a recent poll by the Radio Times has shown that the majority of people think OMG! With Peaches Geldof is worse than AIDS.
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