The exam results for A-Level students are out tomorrow so we thought we'd include a sketch about what would happen on results day if we all lived in Daily Mail World.
Int. At a school on exam results day. The words ‘Daily Mail World’ are captioned briefly at the bottom of the screen. The camera goes to students getting their exam results. They’re all happy with what they got, hugging each other, giving each other high-fives and words of congratulations.
Suddenly the ground starts to shake and hundreds of people from Daily Mail World come running into the school shouting, screaming and generally going mental.
Daily Mail World people: EXAMS ARE GETTING EASIER! THE QUESTIONS ARE SIMPLE! IT’S A DISGRACE! NO WONDER THE YOUTH OF TODAY AMOUNT TO NOTHING!
Daily Mail World person grabs someone’s exam results paper and rips it up.
Daily Mail World person (Shouting): THIS MEANS NOTHING!!!!
The Daily Mail world people leave the school. The students look visibly upset and a few girls start crying.
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