Another charity appeal from WEHELPWANKERS. This time we need to help the poor bankers.
Int. A blank screen appears with the words “An urgent appeal to the charitable members of British society.” Slow, emotional music plays over a montage of pictures of city workers in economic strife.
The shot fades into a serious looking man dressed in a suit.
Man in suit: Good day to you. As I am sure you are aware we have all been hit with troublesome financial times of late. Amidst all of the confusion and accusations, however, a certain subsection of society has been forgotten, cruelly left behind to pick up the pieces of their shattered lives. Richard used to enjoy getting off his face everyday after work at various Champagne bars, but now he can only afford to get drunk 3 or 4 times a week at a regular pub in the City. No longer will Richard be able to visit a strip clubs afterwards, instead he has to stumble home leaving his life unfulfilled and empty. Suffering like this has to stop. Poor Richard can’t even remember what real champagne tastes like, the only taste in his mouth is premium beer and bitter tears. WEHELPWANKERS is doing everything possible to help people like Richard, but need your help to make those affected smile again. So, please help us out and make sure people like Richard visit plenty more Champagne bars and strip clubs in the future. Thank you.
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