We hate Republicans and this sketch reflects the typical right-wing news channel in America. These news channels are so over-the-top that no-one can really take them seriously (think of the Daily Mail and then times it by 100). They often don't even report news, but rather give opinions about why other people are socialist, terrorists or don't love America as much as they do. So we decided to take a satirical look at this with a comedy sketch.
Int. The introduction of WHY news.
American voiceover: Welcome to WHY news with our all-American team. Lead anchor Chuck Manmeister.
Chuck Manmeister poses as he's about to throw an American football and has a cheesy grin.
American voiceover: Foreign news correspondent Champ McCarthy.
Champ McCarthy poses with a terrorist in a headlock before giving the thumbs up and continually punching him in the head.
American voiceover: Political correspondent Cleetus Inbred.
Shot of Cleetus Inbred who's a stupid looking man with teeth missing, a red neck, chewing tobacco, wearing dungerees, with a white KKK hood stuffed in his front pocket.
American voiceover: And our weatherman Jim Tornado.
Jim Tornado poses with an umbrella, hitting random black people as they try and escape floods.
American voiceover: THIS IS WHY NEWS!!!!
Powerful entrance music starts to play. Camera pans to the lead anchor Chuck Manmeister.
Chuck Manmeister: Good evening America. The top story this hour. Muslim terrorist Barack Hussein Obama passes evil socialist healthcare reforms for America. This will give all Americans the opportunity to have free healthcare. BABYKILLER!!!
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