The Girlfriend Stopwatch returns and this time we're at a wedding, as a very drunk man called Clive tries it on with Celia, who, unfortunately for Clive, has a boyfriend that she really wuvs!
Int. Wedding reception. A drunk man holding a near-empty pint glass goes up to a girl standing by herself with a wine glass in her hand.
Man: Hi, how are you doing? Enjoyed the wedding?
Woman: Yes I did thanks, was a beautiful ceremony. So glad I came! What’s your name?
Man: Clive, yours?
Woman: Celia.
Man: Celia! What a lovely name! So do you know the bride or groom?
Woman: I know the groom from my boyfriend (Girlfriend stopwatch begins). He was friends with him at Uni, but he can’t be here today because he has work affairs to take care of unfortunately. I wasn’t going to go but thought what the hell, may as well! (Chuckles to herself) I’m really missing him though.
Man starts to look queasy.
Woman: He’s such a lovely man. Can’t wait till we get married. It’s going to be an amazing day (Man looks more queasy). I’ve got it all planned. I know where we’re going to have it. Who my bridesmaids will be. My vows. Just got to wait for him to propose, which will hopefully be soon, fingers cros….
Man throws up on the woman. The countdown clock stops at 25 seconds.
Man: I think you’re boyfriend should sort that out.
Man walks off as the woman stands at the reception covered in sick.
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