Businessman John helps another friend in need with another "once in a lifetime" business offer.
Int. A personal office. John is sat behind his desk looking over some papers. A friend of his knocks on the door and lets himself in. He is looking very glum. John stands up and approaches his friend with a smile and a firm handshake.
John: Hello sir, how can I help you today?
Friend: Look, John, we’ve been mates for years now, so I know I can trust you – I’ve got a serious problem –
John: I don’t deal in problems, sir, I deal in solutions. Now tell me, are you satisfied with your internet connection?
Friend: What?
John: Does you current internet connection satisfy your demands? Is it performing efficiently?
Friend: Look, John, I’ve just been released on bail, I’m in serious trouble here
John: OK, yes, I understand that, sir, but let me just show you some these figures and let’s see if we can sort you out an upgrade for you.
John pulls out a folder from a drawer in his desk and opens it up. His friend shakes his head in disappointment and leaves the office. John looks puzzled.
John: That’s strange – some friend he is.
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