Ian i-phone: Basic DIY

This time our good friend Ian i-phone tries to do some basic DIY, but doesn't want to use any tools and instead chooses to only rely on his precious i-phone.

Int. Ian’s girlfriend walks in to the bedroom. There’s DIY equipment everywhere. Ian is playing on his i-phone laughing as he plays with the drink a pint app.

Girlfriend: What the hell are you doing? I thought you were sorting all of this out. You’ve done nothing.

Ian: Yes I have. The shelves are straight - I used my i-phone to sort that out.

Girlfriend: No you haven’t, the shelves aren’t up yet.

Ian: Well there’s no app to put the shelves up.

Girlfriend: What?

Ian: There’s no screwdriver app or hammer app. I can make the shelves straight, but there’s no way I can put it up without the proper app.

Girlfriend: (With a look of absolute disgust on her face) How about you just use an actual screwdriver and hammer?

Ian: (With a look on his face that suggests she’s just made a ridiculous suggestion) I’ll see what I can do (Looks through his i-phone to see if there are any apps for DIY available).

Girlfriend: (Walks off muttering to herself) What's the point?!

15 minutes later Ian’s girlfriend walks back into the room. Ian has attached a screw into his i-phone and is trying to put up the shelves before using it as a hammer.

Girlfriend: For fuck’s sake (Walks off).