Another scene with Ian i-phone who once again shows how much he loves his i-phone - maybe a bit too much.
Int. Ian's girlfriend walks into the bedroom and finds Ian masturbating whilst holding his i-phone.
Girlfriend: Oh my God! What are you doing?
Ian: Errrrrmmmmmm, nothing.
Girlfriend: What are you looking at then? Is it porn?
Ian: No!
Gf: That's rubbish! Let me see (Looks at i-phone). The screen is blank, it’s not even turned on.
Ian: Yeah, I know.
Girlfriend: So you were wanking over your i-phone?
Ian: Well....yeah. What else would I be wanking over? (Starts laughing to himself)
Girlfriend walks off in disgust. Ian looks at his i-Phone and starts masturbating again.
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